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Eltham Little Theatre Limited, Wythfield Road, Eltham, London SE9 5TG
Registered as a Company in England and Wales. Company No. 401481
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About the Play

For a decade 'The Cobblers Arms' have won everything going in the amateur Rugby League in South East London. During an argument, Ex Rugby Pro Arthur rashly bets their boss that he can turn a bunch of any underdogs into winners who could beat 'The Cobblers'.

As part of the bet, Arthur is given the bottom of the league misfits from 'The Rusty Bucket' pub team who are more interested in drinking than playing. All he has to do is get them out of the pub and back into shape in five short weeks. All seems hopeless until he meets Hazel, a local gym owner and health nut. 

Please note our new seating plan.

There is no longer a centre aisle.

There is an aisle each side of the auditorium